Carousel
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Another traditional fairground ride, Carousel! Climb aboard one of the many horses and take a leisurely stroll around the enchanted Carousel! Little ones can also join in the fun by sitting in one the accompanying chariots.
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Dodgems
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Take a spin in an electric powered car in this classic fairground attraction. The idea of the ride is to dodge the other drivers but we feel that takes away the fun, therefore by all means go and cause havoc in the driving arena!
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Buffalo Express
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Take a seat on this rather boring miniature railway and see pretty much next to nothing. This attraction is most suited to younger visitors of the park because they ain't fussy about a ride being this lame.
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Skate Karts
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Despite how rubbish these look we love Skate Karts here at Valley Mania. This very unusual attraction allows riders to sit on a skate kart and speed around a track! Beware though, these things are quite nifty so you could fall off!
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Magic Wheel
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Another lame ass children's ride. Situated in a secluded area of the park, next to Mini Ferris Wheel, this ride hardly ever has anyone on it. But then again you can hardly blame anyone, it's not that exciting to draw people over.
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Swan Lake Pedal Boats
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Have a nice relaxing stroll on the lake - that's if you're not the person pedalling these huge swans by the way! These offer a perfect opportunity to relieve you of the busy theme park and admire the natural beauty of the park.
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Amazing Maze
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Rides boring you? Then how about taking a walk through Amazing Maze! Although this maze ain't as amazing as it the name suggests, this will prove a lot of fun for your group. Just make sure you get out before the park closes for the day!
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Lightwater Express
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This is the park's only transportation ride. Enjoy a nice and relaxing ride throughout the grounds of Lightwater Valley on Lightwater Express - one of the most impressive miniature railways at any UK theme park with tunnels and bridges.
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Dragon Boats
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These dragon boats will allow the nippers to go on their very own water borne voyage of discovery! Okay, perhaps that's a bit optimistic and chances are they won't discover anything but we're sure they'll enjoy the ride anyway!
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Noah's Ark
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A small roundabout with a host of animals from the tale of Noah's Ark. Not very exciting unless we at Valley Mania are mistaken and children actually enjoy going around in a circle with pretty much nothing to look at?
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Spinning Teacups
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Get dizzy on these teacups suitable for children and children only! Seriously, adults can't physically fit in this ride or will the ride be able to move with you on it. An extremely tacky ride which we don't rate in all honesty.
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Mini Ferris Wheel
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This small, and butt ugly, ferris wheel is a perfect starter to get the kids used to heights! It's just a shame Mini Ferris Wheel ain't that attractive to look at or can we imagine appealing to the eyes of a young child.
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Vintage Cars
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Get behind the wheel in one of these classic cars. Passengers are electrically powered along a track with some nice scenery to view along the way. A good attraction for both parents and children to enjoy.
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Lady Bug
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Yet another small roundabout type for the nippers to enjoy - aren't they bored of these things yet? Children sit in ladybird themed cars and basically go round in a circle. This ride is located in Marc's Magical Kingdom.
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Magic Marc's Terrific Magic Show
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This magic show will go down a treat with the little ones and maybe some adults if they're a bit empty upstairs! This is the park's only live entertainment show which is shame because it's quite tacky with a limited target audience.
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Gator Park
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This mini park has a number of attractions for the little ones!
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